Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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