I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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