So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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