You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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