Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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