Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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