i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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