peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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