Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Mom said you looked used
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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