Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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