That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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