i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Rumble strips road head = magical
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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