I heard we made out
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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