i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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