Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
third nipple confirmed
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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