So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Shame - the story of my life.
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