I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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