Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Terrible idea I love it
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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