Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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