belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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