I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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