We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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