I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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