shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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