try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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