I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
