I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I need water and some morals
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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