If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i would one night stand the shit outta him
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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