we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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