in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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