I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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