The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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