Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My ass is underappreciated
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
