Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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