just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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