it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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