party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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