I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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