i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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