I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so let's talk penis.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
