Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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