He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
They took my balls.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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