I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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