Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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