yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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