return my video game
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I need a beard to bite.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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