There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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