You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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