Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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