Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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