Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Houston, we have a blender
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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